1 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:03,680 Hey, look! A Dungeons and Dragons ride! 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,840 Wow, neat! 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,520 Give me a break. 4 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:13,580 I don't like this! 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,840 Whoa! What's happening? 6 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:17,220 Whoa! 7 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,140 Where are we? 8 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:22,060 Look out! 9 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,840 Fear not, Ranger! 10 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:36,720 Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat. 11 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:48,680 Who was 12 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:55,360 that? That was Venger, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide 13 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,240 in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons. 14 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,000 Stay down. Here it comes. 15 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:31,560 Shh. What do you think it is? 16 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,000 Something awful. 17 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,020 Now. 18 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,220 Good afternoon. 19 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,720 Dungeon Master. 20 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,660 What are you doing here? 21 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:50,900 Looking for you. 22 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:57,340 Ah, there's nothing like a stroll over hot lava to soothe the feet. 23 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,960 Yeah, well, I wish you'd soothe my nerves and tell us how to get out of 24 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,960 crazy world. 25 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,740 That's precisely why I've come, Cavalier. 26 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,479 I've discovered a way for all of you to get back home. 27 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:12,140 Home? You mean like no more dragons or nine -eyed monsters? 28 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:17,320 Well, what are you waiting for, Dungeon Master, old buddy? Just point the way so 29 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,340 we can get out of this dump. 30 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,520 I'm afraid it's not that easy. 31 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,170 I knew it. There's always a catch. 32 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:24,650 Not a catch. 33 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:25,790 A river. 34 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:30,090 You must find the river that rains upside down. 35 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:31,269 The what? 36 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:37,250 I think his brains are upside down. Once a year, for only 60 seconds, the waters 37 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:41,890 of this mystical river flow up into the sky. They will take you wherever you 38 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:42,809 want to go. 39 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:44,570 But where will we find this river? 40 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,460 Just follow that path. 41 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:52,500 But beware, you must never touch the beauty that breathes the beast. 42 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:54,720 Beauty that breathes the beast? 43 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,480 What is that? Cinderella with bad breath? 44 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:58,820 He's gone. 45 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:03,480 Well, I'm not taking one step until he comes back and explains that stupid 46 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,920 riddle. You can wait here if you want to, Eric. But we're going to find that 47 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,300 river that rains upside down. 48 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:17,560 River that rains upside down. 49 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,520 Look! 50 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,960 Oh, great! 51 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,520 Which way do we go now? 52 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:27,320 Whichever path we take will be the wrong one. 53 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,780 Then let's take them both. 54 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:32,380 Good thinking, Bobby. I'll go with Eric and Pesto down that path. 55 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,320 And we'll take the other. Come on! 56 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:44,670 Are you sure we're still on the path, Hank? The only thing I'm sure of is that 57 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:45,670 I'm not sure of anything. 58 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:53,370 It's a metal wall. 59 00:03:53,730 --> 00:03:55,990 What are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 60 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,410 I don't know. 61 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,010 But I don't like the look of this. 62 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:08,230 Who goes there? 63 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:11,710 Bobby the Barbarian. And who are you? 64 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,600 Bobby! 65 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,800 Go, Lola. Destroy the intruders. 66 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:34,239 Oh, yeah? 67 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,300 That bright one, Steve Garvey, never on your nose. 68 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,100 I crush you like flies. 69 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,620 Magic bow, don't fail me now. 70 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,140 Way to go, Hank. 71 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:53,640 Uh -oh, I think you got him mad. 72 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,280 That thing's indestructible. 73 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,520 I can't beat him. Join him. 74 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,220 Okay, Sheila. 75 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:11,990 Do your stuff! 76 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,520 At least we'll get a nice suntan. 77 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:51,080 Do you think this might be that river that rains upside down? 78 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:56,500 Well, I'm upside down, and it's not raining. 79 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:58,420 Quit clowning, Presto. 80 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,380 Hey, guys, look at this. 81 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,000 What is it? The prettiest flower I've ever seen. 82 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:09,560 You think this is a beauty? You should see my mom's garden back home. This is 83 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:13,700 nothing. Eric, wait a minute. Did you say beauty? 84 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,140 Yeah. What of it? Remember what Dungeon Master said? 85 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,860 Beware of beauty that breeds the beast. 86 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,360 Now you tell me. It's a good thing for you nothing happened. 87 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:32,520 What are you guys staring at? 88 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,440 Some friends you are. 89 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,000 Just because I've got a little... 90 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:44,690 Frog in my throat is nothing to laugh about. I've got to get some water. 91 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,310 Works. 92 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:50,410 Yay! A monster! 93 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,170 Oh, it was hideous! 94 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:54,670 Quick! We've got to get out of here! 95 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:57,210 Relax, Eric. 96 00:06:57,390 --> 00:07:01,370 Relax? Are you nuts? We've got to split before it gets us! 97 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:02,869 Don't worry. 98 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:05,670 It's not going to get us. It already got you. 99 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:35,060 problem here this isn't funny sure it is i mean you're right it's not funny 100 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:41,960 it's disgusting come on presto change me back to 101 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:48,880 me but i don't know if i can could you at least try please 102 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,180 okay 103 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,460 Well, that's different. 104 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,400 I'll tear you apart, Presto. I swear I'll tear you apart. 105 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,960 Relax. I'm just warming up. 106 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:13,240 Abracadabra. Abracadabra. Make me a potion that'll know what to do. 107 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,440 Hey, I did it. Give me that. 108 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,440 I'll try it, yes. 109 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,059 Put that hat back on before you kill me. 110 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:42,960 There must be a way to... I see you did not heed my warning. 111 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,540 Dungeon Master, am I glad to see you. 112 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,560 Change me back, please. 113 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,180 I did not create this spell, Cavalier. Therefore, I cannot undo it. 114 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:59,600 However, I can tell you, if you do not undo the spell soon, you will remain a 115 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,820 bog beast forever. 116 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,980 Forever? A bog beast? 117 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:04,820 Is that what I am? 118 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,500 A bog beast? 119 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,240 Oh, no! 120 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:13,600 There is one way to undo the spell, and that way will be found in what you 121 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,900 dislike the most. 122 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:21,620 This is no time for... Riddles, where is he? I hate looking like this. Not to 123 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:22,900 mention sounding like this. 124 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:24,340 That's it. 125 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:27,530 What you dislike the most is being a bug beast. 126 00:09:27,790 --> 00:09:33,390 Yeah, so maybe if we find some more ugly guys like you, we can break the spell. 127 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:40,750 There's got to be water around here somewhere. 128 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,910 Look, there's water. 129 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,740 Hey, what's up? 130 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,600 Maybe it's trying to point out where the water is. 131 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,080 I think you're right, Bobby. 132 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,440 I think you're wrong, Bobby. 133 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:26,120 I don't understand it. That bow's never letting down the cord. 134 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,200 Well, there's always a first... Tom! 135 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,480 Whoa! 136 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:09,180 But I think we're surrounded. 137 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:10,840 Yeah, but by what? 138 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,380 Look, Dad, wait till I get through. 139 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,000 Hold it. Let's see what they want. 140 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,140 I don't think they want our lunch money. 141 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,489 Don't hurt. 142 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,490 Don't hurt. 143 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,590 Don't worry. We mean you no harm. 144 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,110 Me are bog beast. 145 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:55,410 Me friendly. 146 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,790 If you're so friendly, how come you scared us? 147 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,990 Not scaring. Fishing. 148 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,770 You in fishing water. 149 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:07,330 You evil cow among send you to scare fish away. 150 00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:09,310 Cow among? Who's he? 151 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,770 He bad. 152 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:14,130 He damn up river. Make fish go away. 153 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,720 Cowaman want to be rid of bog bees forever. 154 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,460 But there's so many of you. Why don't you just plow for the guy? 155 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:31,440 I think that's your answer. 156 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,340 Dungeon Master was wrong. 157 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,300 I don't think anything in this world looks as bad as you. 158 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:41,940 Cut it out. Will you? If we don't find those bog bees soon, I'll look like this 159 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:42,940 forever. 160 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,280 I found something that looks worse than Eric. 161 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,380 I'm sinking. 162 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:12,720 There must be something you can do to stop this Cow Among character. 163 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,480 We stop Cow Among as soon as our leader comes. 164 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,390 Who's your leader? 165 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:19,670 Him legend. 166 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:26,070 Sacred scroll say him like us, but not like us. Say him drop from sky. 167 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,870 Lead us to victory over cow among. 168 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:34,910 Something tells me these guys are about as smart as they are handsome. 169 00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:41,170 Diana! Presto! 170 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,670 Hi. Eric? 171 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,610 Our leader has come. 172 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,610 Now these guys know a born leader when they see one. 173 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:54,490 What am I seeing? 174 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,730 What am I seeing? 175 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:57,210 Eric, is that you? 176 00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,470 Yep. It's me. 177 00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:00,890 You leader. 178 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,150 Don't touch me, you disgusting beast. 179 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:04,570 We ready. 180 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,790 You lead us to victory over Calamon. 181 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,070 What's he talking about? 182 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:15,010 They expect you to conquer the evil ogre that's damming up the river. 183 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:16,319 Well, forget it. 184 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,400 Tell them to call the Department of Water and Power. 185 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,820 Well, we can't just let these guys starve. 186 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,760 Besides, they might be able to lead us to the river that rains upside down. 187 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,520 This is river that rain upside down. 188 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,719 It is? 189 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:33,580 Great. We can help the bog beast and still find our way home. I can't go home 190 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:38,260 looking like this. I'll leave your army of bog beasts. If you find a way to 191 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,140 change me back to normal. 192 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,540 Normal? You normal now. 193 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,100 Oh, brother. 194 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,620 Brother. 195 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,350 Oh, no. 196 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:52,910 Some army. 197 00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:57,410 How are we going to beat this guy with a bunch of losers like this? 198 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,130 You take Medallion away. 199 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,070 Cowamung have no power without Medallion. 200 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:07,690 Holy moly. That dude looks real mean. 201 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:14,330 It looks like Cowamung has dammed up the water to power some sort of vessel. And 202 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:18,410 he's got those dwarf slaves making all kinds of weapons for him. He's probably 203 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,590 getting ready to attack the bog beast. 204 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:25,790 We'll give him a little surprise attack of our own. Eric, tell your bog beast 205 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,710 friends. They're not my friends. 206 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,070 Okay, okay. 207 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,910 Just tell them to keep quiet until we need them. 208 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:34,270 Sheila, you remember what to do? Right. 209 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:37,730 Sorry, 210 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,030 you. 211 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,250 Faster. 212 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,480 I want those weapons done so we can drive the bog beasts out of the valley 213 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,820 good. Guess again, Cowamung. 214 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,300 Who said that? 215 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,140 I did, you ugliness. 216 00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,840 Thanks, Cowamung. Now that your magic's gone, perhaps you'll let the bog beasts 217 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840 live in peace. 218 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,040 Stupid fool. 219 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,580 This is the real magic medallion. 220 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,690 I think Hank's in trouble. 221 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:14,970 Let's go! 222 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:17,850 All right, men. 223 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,870 Uh, beasts, forward! 224 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:21,790 Oh! 225 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,270 What am I doing? 226 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:29,590 Not even an army of bog beasts could stand horrible. 227 00:16:56,589 --> 00:16:58,270 Come on, you guys. 228 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,050 Bow and ho. 229 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,070 Bow and ho. 230 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:07,609 Really? I don't believe I'm doing this. 231 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,680 Those bog beats are counting on you. 232 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,319 Don't mess up this time. 233 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,840 Hocus pocus, abracadabra, et cetera, et cetera. 234 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,120 Oh, great. 235 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,020 Just what I needed. 236 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,320 Wow. Did I do that? 237 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:54,300 Way to go, Pesto. You busted the dam. 238 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,570 It's raining upside down. 239 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,850 We're finally going to get our bag home. 240 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,150 Help! 241 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:11,190 Come on. We've got to get them. 242 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:14,170 What about the river? We've only got a minute to get home. 243 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:19,590 Put back that dam or you'll never see your friends again. 244 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:49,550 could change that fog beast into Calamon, maybe it could change you back 245 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,670 Later. Just grab on. 246 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,990 We've still got 30 seconds to make it out of this rotten place. 247 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,740 I can't spend the rest of my life looking like this. 248 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:38,740 Quick, the magic warp is only going to stay on for a few more seconds. If you 249 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,940 back, you'll never be able to come back through. 250 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:48,260 We'll be lost back there without us. 251 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,100 Well, what do we do? 252 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,160 I wonder what it'll be like alone. 253 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,900 Do not be alone, brother. 254 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,440 No. 255 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,240 John, you came back. 256 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,420 We couldn't just leave you here all alone. 257 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,780 Aaron, your face. 258 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:23,120 Please, don't remind me. I'll probably have to look this way forever. 259 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,500 I'm sure you will. 260 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640 Look. 261 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:28,629 beast anymore. 262 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,130 I'm back to my normal, great -looking self. 263 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,310 Dungeon Master, I'm back to normal. 264 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,870 I'm back to normal. 265 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,570 Naturally. What do you mean, naturally? 266 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:42,510 I told you the answer would be found in what you dislike the most. 267 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:43,829 Of course. 268 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,850 Eric hates this world more than anything. 269 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:50,290 Precisely. And this world is the key to the magic of the medallion. 270 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,590 Listen, I'm sorry I messed up your chance to get home. 271 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,990 That's okay, Eric. There'll be other chances. 272 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,570 Right, Dungeon Master? 273 00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:58,910 He's gone. 274 00:20:58,970 --> 00:20:59,970 They're not. 275 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:03,670 We come to thank great leader and to say we sorry. 276 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,090 Sorry? 277 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,930 Because I didn't make it home? 278 00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:13,290 No, because you turned so ugly.